American Corn.

Funny How George W Bush’s Biofuel Trap
Invades Our Animal Planet And We Go Ape

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I’m eating Yankee corn, and it tastes funny. Well, I’ve always known that the Americans are laughable. I’m a Filipino.

Actually, I’m not eating corn; I’m eating chicken. I’m eating the chicken that ate the Yankee corn. It’s not funny – it’s expensive.

Actually, I’m not eating chicken. My insides are eating me. You know, I’m debating with myself, and I hate it when I lose. I lose when I eat the Philippine chicken that ate the American corn because it’s hardly affordable. The chicken or the corn? Both.

And that’s all because the Yankees want to cash in on The New Green Gold. Hiroyuki Konuma, FAO Deputy Regional Chief for Asia and the Pacific says, ‘The worldwide upsurge of interest in biofuels can best be described as the Gold Rush of the 21st Century’ (adb.org). George W Bush wants the Yankees to lead in the new Gold Rush.

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